Sunday, June 30, 2013

ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I present you my first minecraft fanfiction!

The enderman and the creeper.
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" There it was again. Steve was trying to kill the enderman Sam's best friend again. Over and over did he have to save Rachel the creeper from Steve's sword. "You have to stop approaching his house," he said to her. "Why? It's not fair! You just silently stand there, doing nothing, while waiting for him to look into your eyes, and then launch an all out attack and freeze him with fear! I always get attacked while he calmly just looks around when you are present!" she shot back. "Relax, let's get to the witch's hut before you start bleeding gunpowder. I'll pay for a extra gunpowder splash potion of 1 minute regeneration, okay?" "Yeah, I could use it." 
Back at the cave, a great feast was going on. His brother, the strongest, just won a boxing match against an Iron Golem. His brother just did that to show off to Rachel to win her heart. "He's not my type," she whispered to Sam. "Don't say that in front of him. Even if you do it in your hissy voice, he could still hear you." "Look at them, it almost looks like they are already a couple!" His brother said.  "Don't you say that to us!" Rachel seethed. But his gang started chanting, "Rachel and Samuel in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" "Let's see how strong I am after all!" "Oh, yeah? You can't punch a tree! Ha ha ha!"
The boxing match bell sounded. The announcer said, "All who compete may use their own crafts, such as wizardry, strength, and speed. LET THE MATCH BEGIN!" Sam stood there nearly until his brother was on top of him. Then he volleyed over his opponent and when he landed, he drew a rune of fire in the air, and yelled, "Zombies, skeletons, creepers, wither skeletons, the wither, spiders, cave spiders, silverfish, slimes, Herobrine, Notch, and the ender born, do lend your powers to me, and I will certainly pay you back!" The rune disappeared and he came back with a glowing fist and smacked his opponent into the air. "The match is won by Samuel!"  
"Let me talk to him," a enderman wizard called out. "What you did was a feature even the most knowledgeable wizards cannot do. If I look in this book, it says only the title of the spell, the power of the forsworn. You have to repay the names you called out or you will perish." At this moment, Rachel was eavesdropping on them with her posse of monsters. "Girls, help mode, and no serious killing today. We are going to help Samuel no matter what." she whispered. "Commander, we copy you." Dawn the skeleton said. "Radio in, lieutenant, we've got some zombie boys at three o'clock. Let's take fire on them," Ruby the blaze said. "Let's not do that. They have come for a reason, and we are certainly going to hear it." Dawn said.
"What do you want?" Rachel said to the zombie gang's leader in her most flirtiest tone. "Well, miss, we came looking for what we deserved from Samuel the enderman. He used his, um, forsworn power, and we needed our wages, um, miss. But he still hasn't paid us back, so, um, we decided to torture him into giving us our prize for helping him." "You won't do anything like that. He is my friend, and you're not going to do anything to him." "Okay, miss," staring at her like a lovesick puppy. "Maybe you can tell us how to repay you so Samuel would not be in trouble!" "Well, you see, there are too much villagers to deal with and they keep reproducing. So, I thought that if we demolish their houses, they will despawn, and no more villagers!" "We'll help you with that." she said. "Ruby! Go to the nearest village and carry me with you!" "Roger that."
Rachel dug around the houses and set a bunch of TNT in the tunnels, and asked Ruby to prime them. The houses exploded and the villagers ran out and all the zombies ate their brains or turned them into zombies. "Radio in, Dawn here. There are a ton of skeletons that are doing a really violent assault on our skeletons." "Send the girls' boyfriends, that'll teach em' a thing or two." "Could I chain their leader to the castle walls and spin him on a wheel and shoot him until he says something?" "Sure, go ahead." "I'll meet up with you afterwards."
"What have you got from him?" Rachel asked. "He said that he needed Samuel's friends or himself to help his clan to cope with the spider kingdom." "Sonya and Dawn, please go to each king, the spider king and the skeleton king, to show your spider jockey talents to them and they will stop the war." "Yes, ma'am."  Then there was the enderman problem. "I'll go meet up with Sam and tell him that Steve is deliberately trying to kill the endermen and let him unleash his power of building on Steve and show that he really doesn't like Steve looking at his eyes."
The problem with the cave spiders is that there weren't much noobs and more pros than them, so they were starving. "Just trick them into thinking you guys are harmless so that you can pounce on them when they least expect it." Sonya said. Slimes were just melting and drying up in the change of climate, so Sam asked them to quickly hop into the water.
At last, the enderborn. The enderborn cannot find anything to do. The wizard said,"You can go back to the overworld and try to find the  farlanders in the volcano you encountered, and take Herobrine and Notch with you and us and start a new community."
Notch brung ambrosium shards and some moa eggs and his weapons and tools, and Herobrine brought potions and a stack of nether quartz. The enderborn brought food and items and all they needed to survive. When they teleported there, it was black and everything was dark. The enderborn brought out a torch and lit it, and it seemed to illuminate 40 yards around, and the ground was made of... a black rock that hurts you when you accidentally hit it with a sword, and it proves to be the hardest thing in the world. Samuel and Rachel started handing out the tools and weapons they made using the stone they found. In the moment they forged them, the overworld turned bright, and thousands of giants, 6 blocks tall, rose out of the earth and started attacking them with their fists. Sam took out the sword and started hacking at their feet. The horde died and they dropped ten crystals from their pockets. When they got back to their house, the crystals proved to be a upgrade of the rock. They built a collection of armor with that and one sword.

The small posse started to explore the realm. A while later they came to a cave filled with light. At first, Herobrine thought he had come upon glowstone in his home, but when he approached it with his pickaxe, the cave roared and a large green dragon came out and spit explosive fireballs at them. "I'll handle this." The enderborn split into his inferior form and the enderdragon and Steve and a white enderman came out and rode it and knocked the green dragon into the ground. The dragon seemed weak after that,  but the mighty beast brushed himself off and returned to the battle. The enderborn morphed back into the powerful form and blasted the green reptile's face into scars. Herobrine yelled, "Let me help you, cousin!" and he summoned the wither and commanded it to poison the dragon. Since the scars were still open, the wither can easily defeat it.
That dragon died a horrible and bright death just like when the enderborn killed the enderdragon. At the middle of the cave, there was an egg, green like a creeper. Rachel stepped forward and put a redstone torch. The egg hissed and it exploded, revealing a cute baby dragon. "Ma-ma." it cooed, looking at Rachel. Bill the ghost enderman jumped out of the staff Steve held. "Care for it like my good friend did to his enderdragon. He will talk further more about nursing it." "Hello, my name is Steve." Rachel started to expand and blow up. "I'm part monster!" She stopped."Okay, first step,  feeding your dragon.  You have to supply it with needs like a normal mother or father would, and I forgot to bring my wife. Soon the dragon would need flesh and vegetables, but it can survive on normal world food. Next step, a warm and secure nest. I would highly recommend one that is made out of chicken feathers and wheat stalks with white wool. That is available in my sack." He fished around in his bag and pulled out the materials he mentioned. "Samuel might need to hunt for food and care for it when you are away, and that is it."
Everything went well, but one day, Samuel said," You know, Rachel, it's kind of weird I'm like a father to that dragon, and you are like a mother, and we aren't really married." "I know," She said. "So I've prepared a surprise for you."Samuel added. "Really?" "Close  your eyes," and she did. "1...2...3... You can open your eyes now," he said." Rachel, will you marry me?" He held out a box with a diamond ring in it. "Oh, yes! Yes!" She exclaimed.
The ceremony was postponed until they found the farlanders' village near the volcano. Some guards were posted there, but endermen were descended from the farlanders, so what language they spoke was understood. "kadasa donout friscendi," Bill said. "I do not need you to speak in the ancient language." the guard said. "We need shelter and a church to marry our friends Samuel and Rachel, and learn more about the ores and materials in this world." "Ah, you sound like you are one of the wizard's grandchildren. Well, you will have to ask the local craftsman to build you a house, because we are all out of space." "No thanks, we can handle it." Bill said. But, his plan was to locate his grandfather's house and build near it.
"Bill! I thought you had moved away into the end!" his grandfather ecxlaimed. "I traveled with this enderborn human." He replied. "Is it all right if we build an expansion to your house so these mobs move in?" Herobrine asked. "Of course!"
The church was a mile away from the wizard's tower.
"And do you take her as your wife?" the preacher said. "I do."  "You may now kiss the bride." The crowd cheered as they did, but a crash silenced them. "Hahahahaha... well, what do we have here? A couple in a die or divorce situation."  the mysterious warrior revealed his face. "Oh my Notch... It's my brother!!! He did everything to win my girlfriend's heart!" Sam thought.
His brother's eyes were red and glowing, and jumped out with double axes and slashed furiously  at his brother. Instead of Sam dying instantly, the enderborn created a barrier. Sam's brother got killed and fell like stone.  More danger lies ahead. When they just stepped out of the church, a giant mutant Spider fell on them but Sonya just shook her head and hissed and bit the spider and the beast ran away. Suddenly a roar went about the town. A giant enderdragon, but with green eyes, and horns, much longer, terrorized the village. "Let me take care of this!" Bill's grand father hobbled past them and shouted,"Bad dragon! Return to the roost!" Herobrine was amazed."Your grandfather owns a dragon in his mansion?  Wow!"  BIll popped out of Steve's staff. He said, "When I was a baby enderman, my father told me everything about his father. The glorious battles between the Aether people to gain a piece of land in the End, the revolution that the endermen had against their ancestors the farlanders. These were all settled in peace by my grandfather, who also fought in the war of the nether and the aether." Steve said, "Yep, he is pretty famous."
Steve had tried to bring his family along using a teleportation spell, but had failed. Notch had a better connection to Celeste, Steve's wife. Notch summoned her to where he was, and when she got there, a little baby human cradled in Celeste's arms appeared next to Steve. "Oh, I remember you guys, you helped us find the origin codes for minecraft 1 year ago!" she said to the newly founded husband and wife.
13 years later, when the human child was a teen, something bad started to happen. He became more secluded from his home and always tried to go on so-called mining trips. Herobrine didn't think there was anything to mine except that black rock. And so one day, Herobrine caught him. He was sitting on a bench in the park with someone wearing a black coat with long, hazel hair. It wasn't any farlander, and it seemed familiar to Herobrine. In the afternoon, he told Notch and all the other people, "Steve, your son is not mining these days. He was just going out with someone this morning. She is very familiar to me, but I cannot recall her name." Notch said, "I think that is your daughter Cyrux." Everybody stood in silence. Celeste said,"Last night, I had a dream. She found your spellbook in your castle and teleported here. She kept muttering about destroying the overworld because she read your journal. It said there wasn't much to fight. Now she is starting to get people to help destroy this world. Maybe she already had convinced my child to annihilate this realm."
Turns out he was. When Sam had met him, he had tried to blow up a floating mountain which pretty much had the only patch of grass in the overworld. Sam had dueled with him using a valkyrie lance and a shield to knock him over the edge of the mountain. He used a cloud parachute to carry himself safely to the ground. Celeste met with Herobrine's daughter at the center of town. Herobrine's daughter had just ransacked a dragon hatchery. Celeste jumped up high with her electric daggers and brought it down on Cyrux's sword. Electricity flowed down the sword hilt and electrecuted Cyrux. After Celeste brought the eggs safely back to the hatchery. For a thank-you present, the dragon hatcher gave her a special kind of egg that was not a dragon's. It was a phoenix egg.
As the people gathered around the firepit, Notch placed the egg into a bucket of lava, then passed it around the people to make a wish. After it was returned to Notch, bursts of red and golden light was emitted from the cracking egg. Then after a abrupt pause, an elegant plume of gold feathers rose out of the eggshell, then a beak, then the whole body. It flew around the group and finally came to rest in Ruby's arms. She cried out in joy, then a metallic female voice came out of the bird: "I have been called upon to protect this world. I will banish all means of evil from this tranquil realm. I will protect my friends always with courage, respect, and responsibilty. You, Steve, come here."  Steve took his place. "You have a strong heart. But you have a weak mind. I give you my blessing to you for a stable mind, nimble wings, and  a strong palm."  A golden stream of light was sent into Steve's heart. His wings became stronger, and his eyes became sharper, and his hand stiffer.  "Celeste, you are nimble and caring, but your eye for sadness does not pair well  with your eye for justice. I give you my blessing to judge people carefully and to read their mind."  A red stream of light went into her heart, and her eyes glowed brightly, one yellow, the other one blue. "Herobrine, your outbursts of luck in mining has made you famous and rich, but it has also made you greedy and outgoing. I give you my blessing to be calmer,and  to be wiser." A orange stream of light surged into his chest. At once, his mind became smarter, and his breathing became softer.  "Samuel, you are intelligent and cunning, but your strength relies on your words. when you cannot cut the sticky strands of bullying with your speech, you have no choice to harm. I give you my blessing to be brave, creative, and strong."  Sam's skinny arms became thicker and his look became stonier. "Rachel,your sixth sense of danger is very well, but you may not know how to tell the truth about people's real reason to be here. I give you the same blessing Celeste has.  These five heroes will save this world from destruction and annihilation. This is how I save this realm. This is how I grant your wish at my birth. For now, the other people not chosen will be their acolytes, helping this community thrive." 
The war raged on.
 Cyrux had brought two valkryies and a army of zombies along with Celeste's son. Sam hacked and slashed the zombies' heads off with his lance and shield, but they just kept coming back. Finally Sam bashed his way through the warriors and killed one of the valkyries but the other knocked him down. Steve and Bill's grandfather combined their wizardry to knock his son off the turret of Cyrux's castle. Celeste flew up and came to Cyrux on the battlefield. Her yellow eye for justice glowed brightly. Cyrux tried to cover her hatredness with sadness, but then Celeste yelled, "You corrupted my son, and harmed my husband, and you will pay." Her eye for mind reading glowed brightly also. Cyrux slashed down and the world went black.
Fail! Okay, we are starting with point of view. NO MORE THIRD PERSON READING!!!
Celeste's point of view.

I woke up in a moldy prison. Rats scuttled around me, spiders climbed all over the walls, and moss was plastered on the ground. Somewhere around me, I can feel a person approaching my cell. "I have supposed you have woken up," A voice chided. "Who are you, and where are you?" I warily asked. "I am Cyrux, and have you forgotten? I am your worst enemy." She answered. "And I challenge you and your friends to a duel. If you win, I will give you freedom and the key to unlock the seal of nature."   "I accept the challenge. Since you took my daggers, I will fight using my angelic sword of purity!" I replied. "This will be held at my castle court, which is filled with hot rock and lava, two days after today." She smugly said.

Steve's point of view.
More and more zombies were coming after me. I dodged one, set one on fire, made one attack its own brethren, and hacked one of the warrior's limbs off. Suddenly, all the mindless corpses  froze. "The war has ceased! The war has ceased!" A messenger called. "Sam, Rachel, Herobrine, and Steve, please go to the south courtyard in the castle. Lady Cyrux wants to see you."  Why would she want to see us? She might just be leading us into a trap, I thought.
When we entered the courtyard, Cyrux was waiting for us at a bench. She said that she will challenge us to a duel. "Bring out your best weapons and your best strategy, and remember, two days after today!"
Well, I felt bad after our meeting with Cyrux. In the tavern, all my friends were discussing about that duel. I felt even worse that Celeste was gone, and when I was just thinking that, Herobrine asked, "What's wrong, Steve?" "It's… just that Celeste is gone," I replied. "I know what you mean, sonny. My dad disappeared during the nether and aether war. He went to fight the leader of squadron nineteen of the aether army." Herobrine said. "I'm just worried about her. She flew into that castle and just never came back." I said "Maybe we'll see her in the duel, or she might fly back some day." He said.

Herobrine's point of view.  (TWO DAYS LATER)                                                            
Man, Steve doesn't feel well today. His stress has made him so nervous that every step he takes he falls down. And today is the big battle, so Steve is really shaking. He seemed to get control of himself when we entered the stadium, and what a sight he was! He was wearing his dragon scale armor, brought his flaming sword, and whispered, "I'm ready to fight."  I was nothing compared to him. I should have brought my axe, but instead, I brought my sharpness enchanted pickaxe. Celeste was here, so that's why he must be very confident. Well, Notch has his hammer, so he has no problem except he can't teleport, and Cyrux is very fast. Sam had a diamond sword, and beared all diamond gear. Rachel brought TNT with her and a lighter. Our little phoenix was cheerfully riding on my head. Cyrux rose from the ground and said,"Daring to challenge me is the worst thing to do in my castle. But rest assured, this will be quick." She drew her steel sword, and pointed it at me. "Let's see what you've got." Quickly I cast a spell that boosted my jumping. I jumped up and brought my pickaxe down and Cyrux said, "Dad, you missed."  "I wasn't aiming for you." I actually hit the ground and it split open but she jumped out. Then she slashed at me using a quick thrust. I blocked it and our weapons both fell out of our hands. Uh-oh. Spell time. She blasted some quick blue lightning at me. I countered them with a stream of red lightning. Then she made eyes appear on the sky and have them blast molten lava at me. I dodged them and guided the lava to Cyrux. She dodged and we both sent a stream of lightning at each other. It was so intense, our hands over-heated, and my red stream over-powered her blue stream, and the lightning knocked her out. All my friends cheered for me. I knew I had won our freedom. I knew we saved this world. And the most important thing? Sam and Rachel had a good life together.


The end.